Lord of the Lies is reporting that Bob Lord has missed out on some very key votes in his life as a private citizen.
Perhaps he was just “too busy” to participate in those elections.
Now he’s reporting that he’s just “too busy” to debate John Shadegg in a third and final televised debate.
If Bob Lord can’t find the time to vote as a private citizen, and if Bob Lord is too busy to debate John Shadegg before curious voters of Congressional District 3, how will he ever find the time to represent his constituents in Washington if he’s elected to Congress?
Now if only Bob could clone himself….